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For this Wednesday Super Slop Night, 8PM EST, we are fulfilling two long-standing requests. First up is Shaolin Soccer (2001), a Hong Kong kung-fu/sports hybrid from martial-arts maestro Stephen Chow, who is better-known for Kung Fu Hustle (2004), which we previously watched. A group of brothers, all Shaolin monks, decide to form a soccer team after discovering that their martial-arts skills could give them an advantage. Hilarity ensues. Yep, that’s the whole premise. A lot of people like this one, though, so let’s watch.
Next up is Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010), a horror-comedy about the titular pair of rednecks, who a group of college kids suspect of being murderers, only to discover that no, a zombie outbreak is underway, and the duo is the best chance they have to even the odds. A whole lot of gore and dismemberment follows from there. This is by far the best-known and best-regarded film of director Eli Craig, who is not known for much of anything otherwise.
We’ll start at 8PM EST on Hextube, right here:
https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies
Be there, comrades!
Letterboxd:
- Shaolin Soccer: https://letterboxd.com/film/shaolin-soccer/
- Tucker and Dale vs. Evil: https://letterboxd.com/film/tucker-and-dale-vs-evil/
Doesthedogdie.com links:
- Shaolin Soccer: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/20644
- Tucker and Dale vs. Evil: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/12445
CWs for Shaolin Soccer:
- Drug use.
- Broken bones.
- Spitting.
- Fat jokes.
CWs for Tucker and Dale vs. Evil:
- Drug use.
- Alcohol abuse.
- Bugs.
- Mention of sexual assault.
- Sexual assault: a drunk man kisses a sober woman after she wants him to stop.
- Someone’s mouth is covered.
- Shaving.
- Cutting of flesh.
- Blood and gore.
- Dismemberment.
- Hand damage.
- Throat mutilation.
- Someone struggles to breathe.
- Someone is burned alive.
- Amputation.
- Hanging.
- Unconsciousness.
- Finger mutilation.
- Torture.
- Someone falls to their death.
- Stabbing.
- Death of child.
- Kidnapping.
- Jump scares.
- Natural bodies of water.
- Spitting.
- Audio gore.
- Hospital scene.
- Violent mentally-ill person.
- Suicide.
- Sudden loud noises.
- Screaming.
- Obscene language.
- Someone is watched without their knowledge.
- Nudity.
- Objectification of female characters.
- Car crash.
- Honking horns.
- Gun violence.
Links to movies:
- Shaolin Soccer: https://tankie.tube/w/38kDua8fQjDhkQ1YFmpW6p
- Tucker and Dale vs. Evil: https://tankie.tube/w/sViPESvmW4PK52oGahZDPG
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ahh sorry i hadn’t gotten the notification before today