In addition to being fucking awful, this is indistinguishable from AI. It's bland, it's predictable, it's really round peg in round hole writing. It's uninspired, lacks showmanship, and reminds me of everything I've come to despise about management.

But circling back, shout out to "violence of any kind." Illiteracy seems like a worthy trade if I never have to read bullshit like that.