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I feel like it's a little more clear and uses mainstream terms. Also, great suggestion from @marxisthayaca@hexbear.net to highlight the beauty pageant stuff. Most people are grossed out by child beauty pageants for good reason, and this is especially true on sites like reddit if anyone is planning to share it there.
I did ask for feedback, and you gave me some great constructive feedback.
I want the meme to be as good as possible, so thanks for helping me out with that.