• Infamousblt [any]
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    1 month ago

    As someone who once put on a bowtie by choice, it instantly merged into my body and became a part of me forever. I wish I could remove the bowtie that I put on my choice but I can't. It's part of my body forever now. This is how all bowties work.

    • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]
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      1 month ago

      I have a relative who has worn a bow tie and suspenders for years and there's a locker that materializes and follows behind them everywhere like a SCP.

      • Infamousblt [any]
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        1 month ago

        I own a number of bowties. Sometimes it rocks to be a nerd. Other times nerds deserve to be stuffed in lockers.

        • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]
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          1 month ago

          Do you also say "Oh jeez oh jeez" instead of laughing? I think that's the trigger that causes the locker to phase into our dimension.

          • Infamousblt [any]
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            1 month ago

            Only when I am actively being shoved into a locker

    • propter_hog [any, any]
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      1 month ago

      Years ago I got married in a bowtie. I haven't seen my neck since that fateful day.