• FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    mods duct taping the lockers shut so nerds can't be stuffed in them, shameful

  • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    Right? The bowtie completed the look. That thing looks like it spins around three times and squirts a bit of acid whenever it detects a minority in front of it.

    • Infamousblt [any]
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      1 month ago

      As someone who once put on a bowtie by choice, it instantly merged into my body and became a part of me forever. I wish I could remove the bowtie that I put on my choice but I can't. It's part of my body forever now. This is how all bowties work.

      • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]
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        1 month ago

        I have a relative who has worn a bow tie and suspenders for years and there's a locker that materializes and follows behind them everywhere like a SCP.

        • Infamousblt [any]
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          1 month ago

          I own a number of bowties. Sometimes it rocks to be a nerd. Other times nerds deserve to be stuffed in lockers.

          • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]
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            1 month ago

            Do you also say "Oh jeez oh jeez" instead of laughing? I think that's the trigger that causes the locker to phase into our dimension.

            • Infamousblt [any]
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              1 month ago

              Only when I am actively being shoved into a locker

      • propter_hog [any, any]
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        1 month ago

        Years ago I got married in a bowtie. I haven't seen my neck since that fateful day.

  • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    uncritical support to RNAi in their crusade against the biggest dork-ass nerds on the planet, sartorial criticism has nothing to do with body shaming

  • CarbonScored [any]
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    1 month ago

    It's hard for anyone else to know without knowing your inner intentions, but either way it is a lil' silly.

    Yeah Hitler is unspeakably evil, but have you considered he wears silly socks???