• Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]
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    1 month ago

    I have a relative who has worn a bow tie and suspenders for years and there's a locker that materializes and follows behind them everywhere like a SCP.

    • Infamousblt [any]
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      1 month ago

      I own a number of bowties. Sometimes it rocks to be a nerd. Other times nerds deserve to be stuffed in lockers.

      • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]
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        1 month ago

        Do you also say "Oh jeez oh jeez" instead of laughing? I think that's the trigger that causes the locker to phase into our dimension.

        • Infamousblt [any]
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          1 month ago

          Only when I am actively being shoved into a locker