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For this Wednesday Super Slop Night, 8PM EST, it’s finally come to this: we’re watching capeshit. First up is The Suicide Squad (2021), James Gunn’s much-better-reviewed sequel to Suicide Squad (2016). As with its predecessor, it follows a twisted team of bad guys who aren’t actually bad guys as they kick some butt. Unlike its predecessor, it is rated R, which means a whole lot of swearing and gore. Many people consider this the best film of the DCEU, which is an exceptionally low bar, but still. Looks fun enough; let’s check it out.

Next up is Megamind (2016), Dreamworks’ tale of a supervillain (voiced by Will Ferrell) who finally succeeds at defeating his square-jawed heroic rival (voiced by Brad Pitt), only to discover that his existence is empty without a good guy to fight. What now? Introspection? Romance? New hobbies? Maybe he could even turn good. A lot of people like this one, and zoomers regard it as a classic of their generation, so we’ll give it a whirl. Director is Tom McGrath, the man who gave us, uhh, Boss Baby (2017). Okay, zoomers, this had better be good.

We’ll start at 8PM EST on Hextube, right here:

https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies

Be there, comrades!

Letterboxd:

  • The Suicide Squad: https://letterboxd.com/film/the-suicide-squad/
  • Megamind: https://letterboxd.com/film/megamind/

Doesthedogdie.com links:

  • The Suicide Squad: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/37403
  • Megamind: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/18304

CWs for The Suicide Squad:

  • Child abandonment.
  • Abusive parents.
  • The abused becomes the abuser.
  • Child abuse.
  • Drug use.
  • Drug addiction.
  • Deaths of animals.
  • Sad animals.
  • Death of pet.
  • Sharks.
  • Mention of sexual assault. Not depicted.
  • Someone is beaten up by a bully.
  • Someone is physically restrained.
  • Throat mutilation.
  • Someone struggles to breathe.
  • Decapitation.
  • Cannibalism.
  • Someone is crushed to death.
  • Choking.
  • Someone is burned alive.
  • Body horror.
  • Amputation.
  • Squashed head.
  • Hanging.
  • Asphyxiation.
  • Unconsciousness.
  • Broken bones.
  • Torture.
  • Eye mutilation.
  • Stabbing.
  • Blood and gore.
  • Death of child.
  • Suicide.
  • Drug overdose.
  • Kidnapping.
  • Death of parent.
  • Jump scares.
  • Possession.
  • Nattural bodies of water.
  • Trypophobia.
  • Vomiting.
  • Someone is eaten alive.
  • Spitting.
  • Audio gore.
  • Incarceration.
  • Electrotherapy.
  • Needles.
  • Hospital scene.
  • PTSD.
  • Mental illness.
  • Violent mentally-ill person.
  • Misophonia.
  • Claustrophobia.
  • Sudden loud noises.
  • Shaky cam.
  • Screaming.
  • Profanity.
  • Flashing lights.
  • Death of LGBT person.
  • Nudity.
  • Objectification of female characters.
  • Chronic illness.
  • Homelessness.
  • Car crash.
  • Honking horns.
  • Helicopter crash.
  • Someone is hit by a car.
  • Drowning.
  • Gun violence.

CWs for Megamind:

  • Stalking.
  • Child abuse.
  • Spiders.
  • Crocodiles.
  • Bullying.
  • Someone is physically restrained.
  • Someone’s mouth is covered.
  • Someone struggles to breathe.
  • Unconsciousness.
  • Suicide.
  • Kidnapping.
  • Deaths of parents.
  • Crying baby.
  • Someone is watched without their knowledge.
  • Broken fourth wall.
  • Ableism.
  • Santa spoiled.
  • Car crash.
  • Honking horns.
  • Someone is hit by a car.

Links to movies:

  • The Suicide Squad: https://tankie.tube/w/dnVb7KPpoAT6aD5XSGoAKa
  • Megamind: https://tankie.tube/w/bXHSahVRRUDGN5imh2fcCU