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For this Wednesday Super Slop Night, 8PM EST, it’s finally come to this: we’re watching capeshit. First up is The Suicide Squad (2021), James Gunn’s much-better-reviewed sequel to Suicide Squad (2016). As with its predecessor, it follows a twisted team of bad guys who aren’t actually bad guys as they kick some butt. Unlike its predecessor, it is rated R, which means a whole lot of swearing and gore. Many people consider this the best film of the DCEU, which is an exceptionally low bar, but still. Looks fun enough; let’s check it out.
Next up is Megamind (2016), Dreamworks’ tale of a supervillain (voiced by Will Ferrell) who finally succeeds at defeating his square-jawed heroic rival (voiced by Brad Pitt), only to discover that his existence is empty without a good guy to fight. What now? Introspection? Romance? New hobbies? Maybe he could even turn good. A lot of people like this one, and zoomers regard it as a classic of their generation, so we’ll give it a whirl. Director is Tom McGrath, the man who gave us, uhh, Boss Baby (2017). Okay, zoomers, this had better be good.
We’ll start at 8PM EST on Hextube, right here:
https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies
Be there, comrades!
Letterboxd:
- The Suicide Squad: https://letterboxd.com/film/the-suicide-squad/
- Megamind: https://letterboxd.com/film/megamind/
Doesthedogdie.com links:
- The Suicide Squad: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/37403
- Megamind: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/18304
CWs for The Suicide Squad:
- Child abandonment.
- Abusive parents.
- The abused becomes the abuser.
- Child abuse.
- Drug use.
- Drug addiction.
- Deaths of animals.
- Sad animals.
- Death of pet.
- Sharks.
- Mention of sexual assault. Not depicted.
- Someone is beaten up by a bully.
- Someone is physically restrained.
- Throat mutilation.
- Someone struggles to breathe.
- Decapitation.
- Cannibalism.
- Someone is crushed to death.
- Choking.
- Someone is burned alive.
- Body horror.
- Amputation.
- Squashed head.
- Hanging.
- Asphyxiation.
- Unconsciousness.
- Broken bones.
- Torture.
- Eye mutilation.
- Stabbing.
- Blood and gore.
- Death of child.
- Suicide.
- Drug overdose.
- Kidnapping.
- Death of parent.
- Jump scares.
- Possession.
- Nattural bodies of water.
- Trypophobia.
- Vomiting.
- Someone is eaten alive.
- Spitting.
- Audio gore.
- Incarceration.
- Electrotherapy.
- Needles.
- Hospital scene.
- PTSD.
- Mental illness.
- Violent mentally-ill person.
- Misophonia.
- Claustrophobia.
- Sudden loud noises.
- Shaky cam.
- Screaming.
- Profanity.
- Flashing lights.
- Death of LGBT person.
- Nudity.
- Objectification of female characters.
- Chronic illness.
- Homelessness.
- Car crash.
- Honking horns.
- Helicopter crash.
- Someone is hit by a car.
- Drowning.
- Gun violence.
CWs for Megamind:
- Stalking.
- Child abuse.
- Spiders.
- Crocodiles.
- Bullying.
- Someone is physically restrained.
- Someone’s mouth is covered.
- Someone struggles to breathe.
- Unconsciousness.
- Suicide.
- Kidnapping.
- Deaths of parents.
- Crying baby.
- Someone is watched without their knowledge.
- Broken fourth wall.
- Ableism.
- Santa spoiled.
- Car crash.
- Honking horns.
- Someone is hit by a car.
Links to movies:
- The Suicide Squad: https://tankie.tube/w/dnVb7KPpoAT6aD5XSGoAKa
- Megamind: https://tankie.tube/w/bXHSahVRRUDGN5imh2fcCU
I hope so