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  • anonochronomus [comrade/them, she/her]
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    1 month ago

    I 100% don't buy the "SS agent who was hung over and didn't know how to use his newfangled AR-15 so he accidentally shot JFK line." It's obv nonsense if you look further into it. Simple ballistics evidence alone shows that's not how it went down. I can elaborate if you really want (I'm crazy JFK Pilled) but evidence shows multiple shooters, and the most likely hits came from behind. So that means, not Oswald, not some guy in the grassy knoll, but two dudes in one of the buildings that was behind the motorcade did the shooting. Plus the damage doesn't line up with what a .223 round would do. That level of head explosion is achieved with a full power rifle round.

    • ped_xing [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      Mind sharing more, or your sources? Not challenging you; just bored.

      • anonochronomus [comrade/them, she/her]
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        1 month ago

        Edit: SHIT! I was replying to the wrong comment. Give me a bit.

        The Death is Just Around The Corner series called Lose Extra Pounds of Brain and Bone the JFK Way does the best job of dissecting the bourgeoise power struggle that led to the Kennedy assassination. I'm not 100% on board with the analysis of the actual shooting in this series but as far as the wider political implications go it's pretty damn close.

          • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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            1 month ago

            Truanon has a really fun JFK series where they just go through the vast list of wacky shit that was happening in Dallas that day. They don't offer any conclusions, it's just like a twilight zone episode of all the spies and mobsters and intelligence freaks with Rod being like "what is the truth? We may never know what really happened in... the twilight zone."

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      1 month ago

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        • Owl [he/him]
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          1 month ago

          Mine is that Lee Harvey Oswald really was a lone actor, but one of the various groups that wanted JFK dead assumed he was one of their assets gone rogue, and put Jack Ruby up to killing him before he could talk.

          I mention this because, just like you say, my entire evidence is that it feels clever.

          • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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            1 month ago

            Oswald was trying to shoot the grassy knoll guy but a fly bit his beanis right as he was pulling the trigger and he accidentally jfk's entire head.

            Alternately, the grassy knoll guy was trying to shoot oswald but the round richotted off of oswald's giant titanium marxist gonads and beanis'd jfk right in the head.

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        • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]
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          1 month ago

          JFK simply ate a whole can of Texan beanis an hour prior, didn't want to embarrass himself infront of Jackie so he held in his fart so long his head exploded.

          If you eat the beanis, please make sure to fart, kids.

          I am the one who figured it out.