hahahahaha get fucked Eli Roth

  • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 months ago

    Borderlands is groundbreaking. It's the first big budget movie made since 2020 that you are extremely unlikely to contract Covid from watching it in the theater.

    • CyberSyndicalist [none/use name]
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      4 months ago

      Covid is passed in aerosols that can stay in the air of a poorly ventilated space like a cinema for hours so you're still pretty likely to get covid from one of the people who watched minions 4 on the screen before the borderlands showing.

      I know it's a joke but I gotta take every opportunity to explain this until it gets through sankara-shining.