EndMilkInCrisps [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 3 months agoIs this what you guys mean with beanis?imagemessage-square31 fedilinkarrow-up1111
arrow-up1111imageIs this what you guys mean with beanis?EndMilkInCrisps [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 3 months agomessage-square31 Commentsfedilink
minus-squaredead [he/him]hexbear88·3 months agoI read the comments. The OP says she asked her mother about the bean jar after making the thread. The mother said that whenever her and the father had sex they would place 1 bean into a mason jar to count the number of times they had sex. link
minus-squaredannoffs [he/him]hexbear109·3 months agoThis is exactly the lie I'd tell my child if they asked about my fuck beans. link
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]hexbear49·3 months agoThat's way more wholesome than what I had in mind. link
minus-squareAndJusticeForAll [none/use name]hexbear22·3 months agoWhat happens when the jar is filled? link
minus-squareMaoTheLawn [any, any]hexbear19·3 months agothey were putting beans in their asses weren't they link
I read the comments. The OP says she asked her mother about the bean jar after making the thread. The mother said that whenever her and the father had sex they would place 1 bean into a mason jar to count the number of times they had sex.
This is exactly the lie I'd tell my child if they asked about my fuck beans.
That's way more wholesome than what I had in mind.
What happens when the jar is filled?
They make chilli
They make a new chilid
they were putting beans in their asses weren't they