I read the comments. The OP says she asked her mother about the bean jar after making the thread. The mother said that whenever her and the father had sex they would place 1 bean into a mason jar to count the number of times they had sex.
This is exactly the lie I'd tell my child if they asked about my fuck beans.
damn.. never did watch that.. every time i tried to put the vhs in i was told i wasn't old enough yet
You should now that you're older. I think we're heading for a hellworld that's part Idiocracy and part Demolition Man.
Do not ask a question if you do not want to hear the answer...
Mom looks in the mood
Dad pulls out the beans
"Ooooh" she says, eyeing the can
Dad opens the beans and caresses their surfaces
Mom starts to move slowly back and forth
She looks him straight in the eye, regaining composure.
"Beanboozle me."
The father lost the ability to nut in a tragic skiing accident. Now he pokes some beans into his pee hole in order to skeet the beans all over his wife's tiddies at the moment of climax. But why beans, you ask? Easier cleanup.
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