Harris wins, Trump declares civil war, Israel recognizes Trump as president and sends troops, the US begins directing the MIC infinite weapons hose to Hamas and destroys Israel?
Once at the Trump "I declare... BANKRUPTCY. Shit, I mean, CIVIL WAR!" mental image
And second at the idea of Israel "sending troops" to the US. I don't know why that's so fucking hilarious. Probably because 80% of them would die in accidents on the way and the ones who managed to land would get shot by racist chuds who hear them speaking Hebrew or accented English and think they're invading Arabs.
Like I'm just picturing that dumb fuck 5 star general, commander of... whatever titles they made up for him... the guy who gave the "tour" of the hospital showing "proof" that Hamas was embedded there and using it for military purposes. That guy landing on a beach in South Carolina, dehydrated, one of the few survivors and he sees the chuds rolling down the beach in an armored vehicle after they detected the incoming watercraft.
They're shining blinding lights on him and over the megaphone demanding like
"Are you a Yankee? Are you with Kamala? Answer or we shoot!"
"No, no, friend! I have come to help fight KHamas! We have great army! Please, can I have some wa-"
"Did that big-head fucker just say he's Hamas? Trump warned us about them! Open fire, boys!"
Harris wins, Trump declares civil war, Israel recognizes Trump as president and sends troops, the US begins directing the MIC infinite weapons hose to Hamas and destroys Israel?
Ok this made me internally chuckle twice
Once at the Trump "I declare... BANKRUPTCY. Shit, I mean, CIVIL WAR!" mental image
And second at the idea of Israel "sending troops" to the US. I don't know why that's so fucking hilarious. Probably because 80% of them would die in accidents on the way and the ones who managed to land would get shot by racist chuds who hear them speaking Hebrew or accented English and think they're invading Arabs.
Like I'm just picturing that dumb fuck 5 star general, commander of... whatever titles they made up for him... the guy who gave the "tour" of the hospital showing "proof" that Hamas was embedded there and using it for military purposes. That guy landing on a beach in South Carolina, dehydrated, one of the few survivors and he sees the chuds rolling down the beach in an armored vehicle after they detected the incoming watercraft.
They're shining blinding lights on him and over the megaphone demanding like
"Are you a Yankee? Are you with Kamala? Answer or we shoot!"
"No, no, friend! I have come to help fight KHamas! We have great army! Please, can I have some wa-"
"Did that big-head fucker just say he's Hamas? Trump warned us about them! Open fire, boys!"