Is this a punishment? Did a vegan turn them down for prom and they swore eternal vengeance?

  • AlyxMS [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    I'm not a vegan so maybe that's why I'm not getting it. I am very confused right now.

    Is there something wrong with the ingredients? Everything looks vegan to me, except the sauce which we have no idea what could be in there.

    Or does that not taste good? Because that seems to be something I wouldn't mind eating. Or probably it's just because I love anything with mushrooms in it.

    • Flyberius [comrade/them]
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      3 months ago

      It's bland as fuck, and we're are the rice and beans? It's a burrito for fucks sake.

    • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]
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      3 months ago

      If I'm going to a Mexican restaurant I would like to eat Mexican food, you can't just call something a burrito because you wrapped it in a tortilla. If I was making a build your own vegan burrito I'd probably go with beans, rice, onions, tomatoes, lettuce or cabbage, avocado and some sauteed peppers.

      • AlyxMS [he/him]
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        3 months ago

        Got it. I think my problem is that my definition for burrito is exactly "stuff wrapped it in a tortilla". Too used to crappy food.

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      3 months ago

      It's half assed. A lot of places will just kinda throw some random veggies in a thing and call it a menu item. If I'm going to a restaurant I don't want a fucking veggie and rice bowl or whatever some carnivore chef crapped out.