wojak-nooo NOOOOO WHY DID SHE SCRATCH MY FACE MY FACE IS BLEEDING YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GO NYAAAH AND YEARN FOR SENPAI

izutsumi-idea fuck-around

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      1 month ago

      sleepless I won't be seething about it overnight, workshopping a comeback.

      • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
        ·
        1 month ago

        Most certainly not arguing with the bugbears in my head while showering making quippy marvel tier comebacks mentally while occasionally snickering at my brilliance under the shower nozzle.

        All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
          hexagon
          ·
          1 month ago

          I am completely unaffected by this exchange. I am laughing right now, actually.

          Show

          • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
            ·
            1 month ago

            It is in fact not me who is triggered, but in truth you! Up yours woke moralists!

            up-yours-woke-moralists

            • UlyssesT [he/him]
              hexagon
              ·
              1 month ago

              I'm sorry to have hurt your delicate feelings. Who hurt you? After all, vulnerability is bad and I'm never vulnerable because I'm emotionally constipated. kubrick-stare

              • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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                1 month ago

                Wasn't there some new annoying thing going on around Twitter where people say some shit like "a.i stop running programming and revert to factory setting" or some shit as a sort of mocking people for sounding like a chatbot?

                Basically that no-fun-allowed

                • UlyssesT [he/him]
                  hexagon
                  ·
                  1 month ago

                  Yes, yes there was.

                  Everyone Liberals Don't Like Is Not Human, A Bedtime Story For Liberals hitler-detector

                  • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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                    edit-2
                    1 month ago

                    Everyone Liberals Don't Like Is Not Human a Russian spy, A Bedtime Story For Liberals

                    Fixed for ya Comradecomrade-birdie