I audibly guffawed when I saw the title
I didn't post in dunk tank because the concept, title and byline are so silly that you can't get upset with it.
"You are right Comrade Peterson, I will clean my room and abandon this "communism" nonsense I was cooking up immediately."
Marx dunked so hard on these people that he's living rent free in their heads 150 years later.
Strive to make posts so good, that people born long after you're dead will still be mad about them.