"Pyro," the second star system of Star Citizen (out of one hundred originally promised as initial kickstarter goals a decade ago), was itself promised years ago and has once again been delayed until next year. Again.

Also, as a partial explanation to the baffling fact that this grift keeps breaking its old funding records year after year, new information reveals that there are less overall users than previous years, but those that are left are spending more and more.

The internal contradictions are intensifying. curious-marx

  • Sulvor [he/him, undecided]
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    26 days ago

    I have heard of your legendary Star Citizen hate and I wish I had heard it sooner

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      26 days ago

      Oh, I have such sights to show you. sus-torment

      https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7SIP0NDfM2yyHKfRmCAociCcJKZHHY0E

      Sure, this video series is old... but very little has changed since its last episode except more money coming in and more vague promises and airbrushed tech demos coming out.

      • Sulvor [he/him, undecided]
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        26 days ago

        What's funny is it came up in the minecraft server about clipping through the modded trains and I instantly thought of the Star Citizen trams.

        Minecraft mods = $1 billion video game

        I gave them $200 3 or 4 years ago obama-sad

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          26 days ago

          Imagine if Minecraft was so jank that it was a fairly common, even potentially repeatable, glitch where just walking could get you falling through the planet into its core where a terrifying amalgamation of not-despawned dead player bodies are all clumped together like a Symphony of the Night boss.

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