Woke means tearing down my John Wayne statues and forcing me to erect a Spider-Man fountain that sprays gay beer on my lawn that turns it into astroturf.
The gay beer on New Norm is probably a reference to Bud Light. They did a very brief campaign where a moderately popular trans woman on Instagram got to do a promotion. Chuds are still mad at Bud Light and it's been years
That Bud Light marketing with Dylan Mulvaney was actually last year, and chuds went berserk. They then collectively boycotted the company (but muh cancel culture ) which caused sales of Bud Light to tank. As a result, the company decided to roll over for these piss babies, and dropped the whole campaign. Now they've launched a new partnership with a UFC fighter who's a big transphobe.
On Twitter someone said to him:
And he responded with:
Is this a reference to that "New Norm" chud cartoon that featured
? Is that the extent of their mortal terror? Gay beer? 
The gay beer on New Norm is probably a reference to Bud Light. They did a very brief campaign where a moderately popular trans woman on Instagram got to do a promotion. Chuds are still mad at Bud Light and it's been years
How long ago was that? Chuds are still freaking out about that.
That Bud Light marketing with Dylan Mulvaney was actually last year, and chuds went berserk.
They then collectively boycotted the company (but muh cancel culture 
) which caused sales of Bud Light to tank. As a result, the company decided to roll over for these piss babies, and dropped the whole campaign. Now they've launched a new partnership with a UFC fighter who's a big transphobe. 
NIGHTMARE GIVEN FORM
I got to drink these at a discount because of the desperate masculinity at my local bar.
Jokes on those nerds, Montuckys are my favorite crispy boy
Montucky mentioned!
Also since you they still come in tall boys you can make (cw meat) beer can chicken
Was it decent?
Yeah i like a light lager in the summer, so they hit the spot clean n smooth
Nice, and to think people denied themselves a quality lager because there's a unicorn on the label
That can design is legit.
Chud treats are really fucking bad lmao
Great, now I'm reminded of the Lenin statue in Ukraine that was turned into Darth Vader.
I just can't hate Ice-T.