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  • UlyssesT [he/him]
    hexagon
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    2 months ago

    Star Citizen's big spenders (according to visual evidence from the grift's own fundraising events and conventions) are divorce-flavored almost-entirely-white aging gamedads that are still stuck in the 90s.

    And they're not getting any younger.

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    • hypercracker
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      2 months ago

      putting minoxidil into the fire sprinkler tank like in blade

    • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]
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      2 months ago

      I would seamlessly fit into this image and not stand out but it still makes me laugh in a way i needed. Thanks

      Edit not a single ponytail in sight maybe i am a different kind of cringe white guy

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
        hexagon
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        2 months ago

        Probably smells like Axe body spray and the natural byproducts of "a clean ass is emasculating" chud influencer lessons.

    • Hexboare [they/them]
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      2 months ago

      Child support?

      Yeah I pay child support, for my real children, the Legatus 2953 package which is only $48,000 and includes 175 ships!

      • KobaCumTribute [she/her]
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        2 months ago

        I actually knew a guy who bought an Idris among other stupid shit as like an explicit cynical move to just not have money for his ex wife to take.