One of mine (I have many yay neurodivergece) is when people say the phrase "a broken clock is right twice a day". The phrase is actually "a stopped clock is right twice a day." A clock that is stopped will definitely be right twice a day but a clock that is broken could be right multiple times a day or not at all depending on how it's broken. Maybe it's just a little slow running in which case it'll never be right. Maybe it's spinning wildly out of control so it'll be right a lot but still useless.
It annoys the shit outta me and it is so dumb it definitely should not. Anyway your turn.
Starting a sentence with "I mean"
I don't know why it bugs me so much but it does
Someone associated the term "to be fair" with Reddit and it dropped out of my vocabulary.
I mean, same tho
I mean, I'm just autistic and don't know how to start saying words without an ez pz opener
"Um" boils my blood, particularly when it's just before a full "let me correct you with logic and reason" Redditism.