CoolerOpposide [none/use name] to chapotraphouse • 14 days agoBarron Trump is 6’8” and Slovenian. Fuck anybody pushing political ambitions onto this kid and for the love of god somebody get a basketball into his hands. The Knicks need a centerimagemessage-square58 fedilinkarrow-up1140
arrow-up1140imageBarron Trump is 6’8” and Slovenian. Fuck anybody pushing political ambitions onto this kid and for the love of god somebody get a basketball into his hands. The Knicks need a centerCoolerOpposide [none/use name] to chapotraphouse • 14 days agomessage-square58 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareHexamerous [he/him]hexbear11·edit-213 days agoLiterally, they're going to tie a bunch of sticks to him and he will be unbreakable. link
minus-squareHexamerous [he/him]hexbear9·13 days agoThey will strap a bunch of gay guys to him like body armor so he can't get assassinated by the woke left. But also, their swole gay bodies will work in unison and act like a exoskeleton, preventing his joints and back from blowing out. He'll be unstoppable. link
Literally, they're going to tie a bunch of sticks to him and he will be unbreakable.
You mean like, a gay VP?
They will strap a bunch of gay guys to him like body armor so he can't get assassinated by the woke left. But also, their swole gay bodies will work in unison and act like a exoskeleton, preventing his joints and back from blowing out.
He'll be unstoppable.