I just took this reaction speed test and it turns out I'm pretty significantly under the median reaction time. Assuming the results are accurate I think this means I'm an extreme reactionary. I'm sorry to let you all down. I think you might need to ban me now 
I'd encourage each of you to take the test too to make sure you aren't a reactionary. Self test so that we can truly weed out all of Hexbear's reactionaries once and for all.
Holy shit.
You need to either become a counter-strike god, an old timey gunslinger, or literally a cat. These are the best career options for you.
I'm already really good at CS how did you know