I just took this reaction speed test and it turns out I'm pretty significantly under the median reaction time. Assuming the results are accurate I think this means I'm an extreme reactionary. I'm sorry to let you all down. I think you might need to ban me now kitty-cri

I'd encourage each of you to take the test too to make sure you aren't a reactionary. Self test so that we can truly weed out all of Hexbear's reactionaries once and for all.

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link to the reactionary test

  • Ildsaye [they/them]
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    3 months ago

    The real reactionary thing about this is using red and green for the test, making it more difficult for people with the most common forms of color blindness disgost

  • Angel [any]
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    3 months ago

    It's okay, just get out of your chair and revolve quickly a billion times.

    It'll make you a bit dizzy, but you can be a revolutionary again.

    • Infamousblt [any]
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      3 months ago

      I did this and now I vommed my beanis all over the floor

      • Angel [any]
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        3 months ago

        "Nobody move! There's beanis on the floor!"

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  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    3 months ago

    Holy shit.

    You need to either become a counter-strike god, an old timey gunslinger, or literally a cat. These are the best career options for you.

    • Infamousblt [any]
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      3 months ago

      I'm already really good at CS how did you know

  • kristina [she/her]
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    3 months ago

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    looks like the ptsd wasnt for nothing. im old as fuck btw and doing it on an old laptop

    • kristina [she/her]
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      3 months ago

      i did a couple more and im pretty consistently below 170. all im getting is i shouldve been killing people in pistol duels in my younger days

  • buh [she/her]
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    3 months ago

    my results are disappointingly average 😔

    interestingly changing my monitor refresh rate from 120Hz to 60Hz makes me slower by like 40-50ms

    • Infamousblt [any]
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      3 months ago

      That actually kinda makes sense that a slower refresh rate would slow the result down

  • rhubarb [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    I got 173 ms average (92nd percentile), but I did use my gamer monitor which might count as doping

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      3 months ago

      Okay calm the fuck down what do you do for a living? Iaido draw and cut down ronin with a single slash before they can draw their sword for forty hours a week? Holy shiiiiiiiit that's amazing! xi-reactionary-spotted

  • crosswind [they/them]
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    3 months ago

    If you take the test after seeing this post, that was a reaction. It's too late for you, regardless of the result.

  • LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA [he/him]M
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    3 months ago

    I'm getting about 215 on my shitty work monitor. will test again at home on good stuff because my ego is hurt

    162 on my home pc.

  • dat_math [they/them]
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    3 months ago

    193 ms

    damn, sandwichdawg do you play melee with those axons?

    • Infamousblt [any]
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      3 months ago

      I'm a Real Gamer unfortunately, which is honestly the real reason to ban me

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 months ago

    the units/magnitude fuck up on my mobile, so my first shot said 0.448 ms instead of the highly likely 448 ms.

    I shall interpret the first result at face value and assume that I am the the breath of all creation because I can mash my thumb 10 times in the span of time it takes for a single flap of a honey bee's wing.

  • peeonyou [he/him]
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    3 months ago

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    i too played counter strike more than 20 years ago

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    3 months ago

    I'm slow but then again I'm old.

    I'm on a PC and I did the test a bunch of times and I managed to get to 208. I needed to stop so I don't didn't try to get it down to under 200. I'd feel like a lab animal trying so hard to get a tasty pellet.

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    Ninja edit

    I fixed the Freudian slip.