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PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them] to badposting • منذ شهران

Hexbears... I can see your sins

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Hexbears... I can see your sins

PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them] to badposting • منذ شهران
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  • kristina [she/her]
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    منذ شهران

    But what are eyelids but foreskins for eyes?

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    • TerminalEncounter [she/her]
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      منذ شهران

      They tried to circumcise Mr fantastic but who's laughing now

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      • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]
        hexagon
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        منذ شهران

        Reid has always been an intactivist and the first thing he did after getting his powers was restore his foreskin

        This is canon

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        • UlyssesT
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          منذ 6 أيام

          deleted by creator

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          • BobDole [none/use name]
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            منذ شهران

            Tetsuo foreskin abomination

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            • UlyssesT
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              منذ 6 أيام

              deleted by creator

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        • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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          منذ شهران

          Just think of the possibilities for bottom surgery. So much room for activities!

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    • Gay_Tomato [they/them, it/its]
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      منذ شهران

      obama-spike

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      • HexReplyBot [none/use name]B
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        منذ شهران

        I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

        • yewtu.be
        • inv.nadeko.net
        • yt.artemislena.eu
        • piped.video
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You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !badposting@hexbear.net

badposting is a comm where you post badly

This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?

Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get better worse material bozo

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