• FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      12 days ago

      There are many, many comics where it's implied he and Sue have freaked up kinky sex

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    12 days ago

    That's the most unnerving use of Mr Fantastic's powers I've seen so far. Thanks. kombucha-disgust

  • BodyBySisyphus [he/him]
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    12 days ago

    Telescopes and microscopes both achieve magnification with a double lens system, so there must be one of two things going on here: either he has a second eye behind his actual eye or the visible eye is actually a biological lens that he grew(?) to look like his eye (???)

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  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    12 days ago

    idk why they keep trying to make these guys work. Doom is the only interesting character in their stories. Now, an office comedy where DOOM is just trying to get through the day but the F4 keep fucking up his schedule in assinine ways that make him look like the badguy? That'd be hilarious.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      12 days ago

      There's a kind of edgy but still funny in places Newgrounds cartoon that was called "Mastermind," I think, that had that premise basically.

      The parts that are still funny now involved superheroes breaking in to do their thing but the Mastermind just sort of ignoring the threat.

      homelander "You thought you'd get away with it, but I'm here to serve you a tall frosty glass of JUSTICE!"

      stalin-stressed "No no no. I ordered a glass with JUST ICE in it. JUST ICE."

      homelander-alright "Uh... well... I guess I'll get that for you!"

      stalin-approval "Be a dear, won't you?" trapdoor opens

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    12 days ago

    Just one more reason to support Lord Doom in his quest to rid the world of RICHARDS

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      12 days ago

      For decades he was a domestic violence enjoyer in the comics and it was typically presented as a funny moment. kombucha-disgust

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        12 days ago

        yea

        It's why I am very interested to see if the new Fantastic Four movie will touch upon how much of an asshole Reed is

        Which, having written that, strikes me as "not at all"

        Probably do a Richard and Mortimer thing there

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          12 days ago

          I think Venture Brothers did a pretty good riff on the whole Richards family chemistry.

    • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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      12 days ago

      As if we needed more.

      This fucks only a couple steps away from being The Maker, and that one led to a Peter Parker with a fairly healthy and positive life, though lacking in spider powers. That's an absolute crime against Marvel storytelling.

      Eliminate Reed Richards from every universe, for safety.