The Mandalorian did this with an AT-ST walker before (and also a TIE Fighter), but it's nice to see this sort of thing again.

By the Force, Abrams is such a fucking hack.

Not every threat should be both over the top and background trivial just because Glup Shitto has a Midi-Chlorian count of over 9000. live-slug-reaction

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    2 months ago

    From what I gather Disney got pretty scared after TLJ so they nuked it by bringing back Abrams and demanded he make something to make the G*mers happy...but he lost his sauce too and made a big ol' stinky.

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      2 months ago

      Pretty much

      Especially with how you would be going into the movie and get caught completely off guard with the return of Emperor Palpatine

      Unless you'd been playing Fortnite a week before the movie came out and saw the in-game announcement that Emperor Palpatine was back and in charge of The First Order

      • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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        2 months ago

        Unless you'd been playing Fortnite a week before the movie came out and saw the in-game announcement that Emperor Palpatine was back and in charge of The First Order

        Could you just shoot him? Sick of his bullshit.

        • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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          2 months ago

          Nope, they had the Star Destroyer fleet project a giant TV screen where ol' Sheev yelled at everyone

          • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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            2 months ago

            Fucking Palpy is so annoying I STG, go get some more work done at the EmpSuRecon center you old fuck https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Emperor_Palpatine_Surgical_Reconstruction_Center

            • UlyssesT [he/him]
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              2 months ago

              Palpatine performing Sith alchemy and dark side rituals within the center

              So that's how, somehow, Palpatine returned. soypoint-1 unlimited-power soypoint-2

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      but he lost his sauce

      He had sauce to begin with? VII was an exhausting retread that was too busy hating the prequels and destroying everything the original trilogy built up to for a boring reset to the status quo.