• 2812481591 [any, it/its]
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    2 months ago

    I wish I was a twilight zone character, who spent my time complaining that my video games with gratuitous violence didn't have enough gratuitous sex, so my ironic punishment is that I wake up in a world with no violence and tons of sex, and then Rod Sterling kind of bashfully kicks his feet in the ending monologue because that world fucking rocks and he didn't teach me anything.

    • Numuruzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 months ago

      You wake up back in the real world. What you once thought to be correct, you now know to be right - but the world you now inhabit can not fathom such a reality. Now unsure if it was ever real, you float through life getting on arguments on the Internet, slowly unraveling as you speak of a world that could not possibly exist - except, in The Twilight Zone.