• WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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    2 months ago

    "Historical accuracy" fuckers, when a woman's armour is designed to protect her, not tittilate the viewer: pit

    Also, why'd they change the face?

    • booty [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      Also, why'd they change the face?

      Because she looks like a human, which in gamer terms means she's a hideous 0/10 unfuckable woke pointy-elbowed (slur)

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      They changed the face because they don't understand faces or makeup.

    • BelieveRevolt [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      They had to put makeup on her like warrior women in ancient Greece were known for doing.

    • Lerios [hy/hym]
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      2 months ago

      in the first version she looks like she wants to go into battle and defend herself and so on. in the second version she looks like she wants you to hit on her. one version is a person and the other is a male fantasy. you can't have women being entire whole people w/ motivations etc, she needs to exist to be palatable to men

    • Chronicon [they/them]
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      2 months ago

      because the treat printer is incapable of not re-rendering the whole thing

  • an_actual_pigeon [she/her, comrade/them]
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    I know many people who have stated OP's point are often being hyperbolic for the sake of comedy, but I really do think you're on to something here, and I want to elaborate on it further. Nearly universally, every one of these online chuds who make endless waterfalls of "HAS insert media here GONE WOKE?!" content - if you followed all of their advice and listened to all of their complaints and did exactly what they asked you to, you would eventually just have hardcore pornography wherein someone who looks just like them violently fucks women and kills men. A snuff film, in effect. And every one of these "content creators" I mentioned, it should be said, just so happen to look like the sort of guy who just goons all day and loves jacking off more than anything else. I mean this, seriously and sincerely, and as someone who is generally sex-positive and pro-masturbation: these dudes have had their brains fucking COOKED and FRIED by watching too much hardcore porn and just gooning constantly. It's almost self-evident, they're practically telling on themselves. And now, any time they engage with media whose sole focus isn't being titillating to their deranged viciously misogynistic fantasies, they throw a tantrum like a baby. More broadly, I think they apply this same worldview onto reality at a certain point too, and then their pornographic habits bleed into how they view the real world, and even worse, how they view politics and other human beings. Porn can be fine, isolated in a context, and so can self-pleasure, but these dudes are clearly taking it way too far and letting it infect how they see the rest of the world. Having 24/7 access to porn isn't enough, they DEMAND like a petulant child that all media, universally, look exactly like the porn they consume.

    This is a thread I want to pull on more and an idea I've wanted to explore more. How men's porn consumption habits (specifically hardcore, violent, and overtly misogynistic pornography, which is blasted everywhere online) can lead to real changes in their political views, especially if it's something that's done daily or every other day. Then, by demanding that reality conform to their expectations that have been established through pornography, they essentially non-consentually rope us all into their weird sexual fantasies and kinks. You see it with Muskrat and his breeding kink. You see it with incels and tradcaths. And you see it with this weird unwavering insistence that "NO! All women are SEXY BITCHES! It is woke BRAINWASHING to tell me strong butch women exist!! Theres never been a strong woman ever! I know that for a fact because every day I watch 3-4 hours of videos of women being overpowered and brutalized by men! That's normal and healthy!! Shut up I don't have a problem!!"

    • GarbageShoot [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      It is woke BRAINWASHING to tell me strong butch women exist!!

      I know this is besides your point, but the lady in the OP isn't even butch, she's just not performing femininity.

    • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      I think cuckoldry is like the weird older brother of the foot fetish. I will not elaborate further

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      Yes I will. These are the kind of people who obsess over cuckoldry content. I think if you're going to get at the core of reality warping pornography, it'd be fruitful to start there. In the same way that people are funny about feet - sniffing emojis and pixelated piggies, people get really really mad about cuckoldry. It can absolutely be salacious and it puts eyes on screens. But I think, at some level, the obsession with it stems from a core group of people getting off to cuck porn - in the truest sense of a film with a person in a chair watching two people go at it. They'll go spam 4chan about it and anon'll get all riled up and the spammers start laughing to themselves. Then anon starts talking about infidelity and divorce and wanting to go back to when people were chaste for one reason or another. Then that sludge seeps into the drinking water and then old windbags who talk about restricting birth control get popular (and I bet they don't even understand why and their ideas probably don't even conform to this dynamic, they're just weird for the love of the game). All the while they're just taking seriously, manifesting, and enacting some kind of pornographic scenario. The foot fetish equivalent would be a candidate who wore a different pair of sandals to every rally and refused to stand behind a podium without saying why. I theorize it as the archetypal politicosexual pathology.

    • ashinadash [she/her]
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      2 months ago

      just so happen to look like the sort of guy who just goons all day and loves jacking off more than anything else.

      Is there a look for this? Pls enlighten me, sincerely. I do not know what visual impacts being a Gooning World Champion would have.

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    • BeamBrain [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      you would eventually just have hardcore pornography wherein someone who looks just like them violently fucks women and kills men.

      Range 15?

  • CarbonScored [any]
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    2 months ago

    These people always want the exact same .jpg of a woman's face and boobas, no individualism allowed. Any time even a fictional woman deviates slightly from the almighty hotwoman.jpg then they are deemed political and must be conformed.

    • GenderIsOpSec [she/her]
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      2 months ago

      existing in the real world would be hard for these people if they ever left their sewers to experience it

  • Andrzej3K [none/use name]
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    2 months ago

    The thing these people don't understand is that some of us live with other human beings, and don't want to have to spend the entire gaming session looking over our shoulder in case somebody sees us playing embarrassing teenage wank material. This is literally why I never finished The Witcher 3 lol

    • Adlach@lemmygrad.ml
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      2 months ago

      The character design for the female characters is the worst thing in Witcher 3, which is otherwise a fantastic game, and it's so agonizing to me. We were so goddamn close.

      • barrbaric [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        Somehow the game with Keira Metz' fashion choices is still at worst only the second most male-gazey in the franchise.

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            • BeamBrain [he/him]
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              2 months ago

              I stopped playing the moment that happened. I'm not anti-porn as much as I'm anti "everything must always be panderingly sexed up whenever possible for maximum maturity."

              Yes, this. It absolutely drives me nuts. Some of the horniest people I know never cause problems because they know how to turn their horny off.

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  • ReadFanon [any, any]
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    2 months ago

    I don't know shit about this character or the game but setting aside all boobplate discussions, that shawl she is wearing is extremely useful especially given the time period and the fact that she appears to be an assassin-type character.

    Not only can that shawl be used as a bandage or tourniquet but it can also be used to bind things, including tying up a captive's hands, it can be made into a makeshift bag, and it can also be used as a sort of defensive weapon to distract an opponent, to wrap around a weapon that an opponent strikes or throws at her, and also in particular using the clasp to weight the end as a way to strike at the eyes of her opponent to throw them off balance or to get them to move their guard upwards thus leaving part of their body exposed.

    • vovchik_ilich [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      You will PIERCE THROUGH YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN WITH RIVERS OF SPERM in THIRTY FEMTOSECONDS if you PLAY THIS GAME

  • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Nothing like people who pride themselves in being stuffy, prudish Jesusy types claim that it’s anti-conservative that video game women AREN’T naked enough.

    My pet conspiracy is that CHUDs sincerely want life to be completely sexless and joyless for us lowly poors, lgbt folk, and other “lessers”, but they get all the debauchery for themselves as “reward” for conforming so well. It’s the ultimate expression of the Madonna/whore complex. They think everyone should be strapped in a chastity belt except for them.

    EDIT: I really need to stop trying to be a rip-off of BMF

    • Collatz_problem [comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      You should be more BMF, not less.

      Everyone should be strapped in a chastity belt except for them.

      I propose the reverse.

    • Cammy [she/her]
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      2 months ago

      That's the Handmaid's Tale and the brothels for the elite. They totally want that.

      • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        …aaand that reminded me of Brave New World where the genetically engineered “master race” (literally called alphas) literally do nothing but debauchery all day, whether it be lazing around, soma, or orgies. All the other people who are genetically sabotaged to be the slave class do nothing but menial labor and are programmed to like it

        Sounds like Bazinga CHUD heaven.

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    • BeamBrain [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

  • Cammy [she/her]
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    2 months ago

    I think a fitting ironic hell would be to send these freaks into battle with equally impractical armor.

    • barrbaric [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      The bronze speedo provides all the protection a man could want, and with a flattering profile to boot! What's not to like?

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Kassandra was a very fun character. The game? Eh. Kassandra? Wonderful.

  • sweatersocialist [comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    if my dick isn't getting ubiHARD then i don't play their games. vote with your erection, gamers. it's the only way to teach these greedy SJW devs (i have no qualm with the companies dictating their work forcing profit seeking gameplay/lottery mechanics or the broader economic system that necessitates it)

    • an_actual_pigeon [she/her, comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      vote with your erection, gamers.

      :pronouns:

      your indie video game failed because it didn't give 20 million clones of this adult toddler a chub

  • Isopod_Activities [any, any]
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    2 months ago

    the year is 2034. all games have become woke except for one bastion of Gaming(TM): Fuck Street 3D, a game about meeting free unity assets of big tittied women and fucking their low poly count pussies with your wretched dick.

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    • BelieveRevolt [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      I already basically see this game whenever I look at the front page of Steam pain

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    2 months ago

    The one on the left is a warrior, the one on the right is a joke... not intimidating in the slightest. Do you want your enemies to laugh at you, then yeah, wear the party city stripper costume.

    • Kuori [she/her]
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      2 months ago

      Do you want your enemies to laugh at you

      it would probably make stabbing them easier, to be fair

      • Chump [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        The classic Eddie Izzard line about the first transvestite parachute battalion. "Hey Mike, get a look at this... Oh shit they have guns!"