• Blep [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    But how will malls stay open if dumb teenagers can't buy swords?

    • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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      2 months ago

      That's already illegal in the UK. The current moral panic is about wall hanger crap being exchanged via, like, facebook marketplace, or ebay, etc.

      • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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        2 months ago

        Jesus that sucks, no swordmall? What would I have even done in the UK as a 13 year old, madness

        • Gorb [they/them]
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          2 months ago

          Watching people blow up 3000 explosive barrels in crysis in 240p because its raining outside

        • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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          2 months ago

          Steal a tire, roll it up to the top of a hill, and try to ramp it over the wall and into your dickhead neighbour's rhubarb patch.

          Urb-ex, I think this is mostly a post-industrial thing. Whole lotta dilapidated buildings in town to fuck around in. There was a local rite of passage that involved breaking into an abandoned bomb shelter.

          Buy a pistol-grip crossbow from a sketchy man at a game faire and shoot cans up in the woods.

          The possibilities are endless, as long as you leg it before the cops show up.

    • plinky [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 months ago

      they will innovate electric hookah places instead of single use vapes, bringing community vices back 🙏