Alaskaball [comrade/them]MA to Post Puns On Main • 4 months agoTell me your most radical or controversial non-political opinion. Here's mine.imagemessage-square264 fedilinkarrow-up1190file-text
arrow-up1190imageTell me your most radical or controversial non-political opinion. Here's mine.Alaskaball [comrade/them]MA to Post Puns On Main • 4 months agomessage-square264 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
If you say I hate the automotive designers who can't design properly angled headlights, I'm criminalizing your shit take too
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]hexagonMAhexbear11·4 months agoWait who says they're sandwiches? link
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]hexbear8·4 months agoIf it's between bread, it's a sandwich link
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]hexagonMAhexbear8·4 months agoI'll put yer face between two slices of wonderbread link
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]hexagonMAhexbear3·4 months agoI'll turn you into a toast sandwich link
minus-squareFactuallyUnscrupulou [he/him]hexbear5·4 months agoChicago and Sonoran dogs have more sandwich cred than a lobster roll for instance. link
minus-squarecrispy_lol [he/him]hexbear2·4 months ago“Sir, I would like to order the Chicago sandwich please” “Here you go my man, one piping hot steak sandwich with peppers served on a roll.” “Nooooo I meant the one with sport peppers, celery salt, tomatoes, you know?” “Sir that is called a Chicago hot dog, not a sandwich.” link
minus-squareHiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]hexbear1·4 months agoA hot dog IS a sandwich. It's a type of submarine. Think about it. When you want a big one, you order a footlong. link
Hot dogs are NOT motherfucking sandwiches.
Wait who says they're sandwiches?
If it's between bread, it's a sandwich
I'll put yer face between two slices of wonderbread
I'll turn you into a toast sandwich
Chicago and Sonoran dogs have more sandwich cred than a lobster roll for instance.
“Sir, I would like to order the Chicago sandwich please”
“Here you go my man, one piping hot steak sandwich with peppers served on a roll.”
“Nooooo I meant the one with sport peppers, celery salt, tomatoes, you know?”
“Sir that is called a Chicago hot dog, not a sandwich.”
Indeed, they are tacos.
A hot dog IS a sandwich. It's a type of submarine.
Think about it. When you want a big one, you order a footlong.