will-fancy "rather"

matt-jokerfied "geegaws"

liz-society "cray-zeee"

ypg-brace "muthafuckas"

zizek-preference saying "Trump" sounds like the noise Yoshi makes sticking out his tongue

C. Derrick Varn "kluge"

  • LocalOaf [they/them, ze/hir]
    hexagon
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    2 months ago

    Oh man, so many corny older relatives love saying "tar-zjayyy" for Target like it's funny to pronounce it like it's French for some reason

    • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      it's because French is the lingua franca of esoteric angloid douchebaggery.

      Ah ouais. Le Tar-zjay, Le Kro-zjay... c'est magnifique, c'est incroyable. Allons-y, si vous plait.

      my fave is to pronounce Publix as PUBE-licks. that's a crowd pleaser and if you say it front of a parent with their child, it has cascading effects.

    • Infamousblt [any]
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      2 months ago

      THE FRENCH STORE HURR HURR HURR okay mom thanks I hadn't heard that one since yesterday