Folks, folks, the feds they're no good! More and more people are saying it. You've got these bourgeoisie elite living the life of luxury on earth while they ship out the poor to space, bad deal. Believe me, I've made hundreds, no, thousands of deals in my lifetime - and none as rough as this. So what do we do? We declare independence. That's right, that's right! We're the Principality Of Zeon now, bye bye Earth Federation, you were always a loser. And we have mobile suits, folks, the best mobile suits, the zaku and ace pilots like Char. Oh we love Char don't we? Where is he? [looks to the crowd] There he is! I love you so much, you're the best. Loyal guy folks. Loyal as they come, he'd never betray us. a-little-trolling

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    I'm very proud of my son, Gihren "Don Jr." Zabi, you wouldn't believe. Hell of a guy! Every day he makes me proud. Some very nasty, very rude people on the left call him "Hitler" but I don't, he's my boy, he makes me proud. He gassed the colonies that didn't want to play ball with us. Harsh, but fair. Right now he's leading the fight against the gundam. [crowd boos] Oooh oooh I know, I know! We hate Project V and the federation, we hate them. They stole the mobile suit technology from right under us and built the white devil. No doubt they paid CHYNA to do that. Don't worry folks we're working on it. Big operation coming up in Odessa, top secret stuff, my handsome generals say I shouldn't talk about it. trump-drenched