Folks, folks, the feds they're no good! More and more people are saying it. You've got these bourgeoisie elite living the life of luxury on earth while they ship out the poor to space, bad deal. Believe me, I've made hundreds, no, thousands of deals in my lifetime - and none as rough as this. So what do we do? We declare independence. That's right, that's right! We're the Principality Of Zeon now, bye bye Earth Federation, you were always a loser. And we have mobile suits, folks, the best mobile suits, the zaku and ace pilots like Char. Oh we love Char don't we? Where is he? [looks to the crowd] There he is! I love you so much, you're the best. Loyal guy folks. Loyal as they come, he'd never betray us. 
Idk if you're taking requests but if so can you have Degwin speak about his beautiful daughter, Kycillia, & future son in law Jared M'quve?
What can I say about my beautiful daughter, Kycillia "Ivanka" Zabi? She's gorgeous. Looks just like her mother, ah but she always wears a mask, I get that, I do, it makes her look tough. Tougher than weak humanoid Kamala Harris. Spacenoids are superior after all. But I hear she's got a new man, M'quve, hell of a guy. Loves antiques and mining, can you believe that? Kind of like Elon Musk, another good friend of mine. Ah but he had some run-ins with the gundam, he even had to use a nuke [crowd boos] oooh oooh I know I know we hate that gundam. That's why, that's why, first day back in office I'm banning anyone from calling it "Gundam", we're gonna call it "White Devil" instead!
Inspiring words, oh great Degwin! With undying revolutionary zeal for the spacenoid cause, I shall triple my efforts as an optics tech at the colony laser!
They're a feddie plot to divide us spacenoids & steal money for dues that we could otherwise have spent on a PlayStation 17! I read it in the latest Q drop posted by those cyber newtypes at the 4Chanagan Institute
The cyber newtypes are eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.
I'm very proud of my son, Gihren "Don Jr." Zabi, you wouldn't believe. Hell of a guy! Every day he makes me proud. Some very nasty, very rude people on the left call him "Hitler" but I don't, he's my boy, he makes me proud. He gassed the colonies that didn't want to play ball with us. Harsh, but fair. Right now he's leading the fight against the gundam. [crowd boos] Oooh oooh I know, I know! We hate Project V and the federation, we hate them. They stole the mobile suit technology from right under us and built the white devil. No doubt they paid CHYNA to do that. Don't worry folks we're working on it. Big operation coming up in Odessa, top secret stuff, my handsome generals say I shouldn't talk about it.
