- Dying of heatstroke in the summer due to global warming and not having an air conditioner in your fifty-year- old rental apartment that costs £5 million on the market
- Freezing to death in the winter because the Labour government just cut your fuel allowance
- Cheering with your mates every time migrants drown crossing the Channel
- Burning to death in a tower block due to the complete negligence of every single responsible party
- Being so transphobic that your family can no longer be around you
- Waking up every morning and not taking to the streets to overthrow the inbred hereditary aristocracy that rules over you
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3 is just a rip off of the MTA’s “If you see something, say something.”
80% of these can be summed up as “You have semi-functional alcoholism.”
He literally just like hanged out for a couple days eating random fast food for breakfast lunch and dinner, and then going out to a pub afterwards and using all that for research.
Just fucking took the tube one time and wrote down the announcement to put on the list, heard one piss drunk call it "the panny d" as a bit and stole that for another list entry.