1. Dying of heatstroke in the summer due to global warming and not having an air conditioner in your fifty-year- old rental apartment that costs £5 million on the market
  1. Freezing to death in the winter because the Labour government just cut your fuel allowance
  1. Cheering with your mates every time migrants drown crossing the Channel
  1. Burning to death in a tower block due to the complete negligence of every single responsible party
  1. Being so transphobic that your family can no longer be around you
  1. Waking up every morning and not taking to the streets to overthrow the inbred hereditary aristocracy that rules over you

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  • Krem [he/him, they/them]
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    2 months ago
    • getting fancy snacks from an overpriced chain
    • travelling all over the worst anglo holiday spots in south/east europe to get drunk and be a dickhead (but ironically)
    • going out in your hometown to get drunk and be a dickhead (but fancily)
    • having a phrasy phrase with your matey mates

    yep, it's middle class anglo time screm-cool