Mine is when a lib says that a socialist leader is filthy rich because le ebil dictator owns literally everything in the country.

  • PorkrollPosadist [he/him, they/them]M
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    2 months ago

    "The fact that you can criticize the government proves that we live in a democracy!" (especially funny when it happens on self-hosted fedi platforms deliberately operated in third-party jurisdictions due to censorship on Silicon Valley platforms).

    • rubpoll [she/her]
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      2 months ago

      I like pointing out that calling Mitch McConnell a turtle ten billion times hasn't removed him from power.

    • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      It's especially funny because they can turn around and make the "CIA excellence in journalism award" joke to refer to journalists said government killed, all without a trace of awareness

    • heggs_bayer
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      2 months ago

      Reminds me of that joke where the CIA agent says to the KGB agent "Here in America we're free to criticize our leaders. I can call Ronald Reagan a bastard and face no state persecution." And the KGB agent says "In the USSR we can also call Ronald Reagan a bastard without state persecution."

      It was worded a lot better when I saw it, but I forget the exact joke.

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      2 months ago

      If it were a democracy wouldn't those criticisms be able to amount to more than nothing in terms of policy?