no pun intended lol

  • ZWQbpkzl [none/use name]
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    1 day ago

    1,000 bottles of baby oil and lubricant

    He must've been buying pallets of individual bottles and it never crossed his mind to just buy it by the barrel.

    • Speaker [e/em/eir]
      ·
      5 hours ago

      Probably worried about going out like a slippery Jimmy Hoffa.

    • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]
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      21 hours ago

      well, then you have to have somebody who is dispensing it into smaller bottles, and the smaller bottles need to be cleaned and refilled regularly

      probably easier to convince the victims to use these liquids when they're clearly labelled by the manufacturer instead of individual bottles of questionable contents and cleanliness

      maybe I'm overthinking it