• GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    So you can go on to struggle every day and die miserably in a boat nuclear hellscape. Fuck that. Immolate me good

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      2 months ago

      I don't live near enough to anything that would take a direct hit, so I am left struggling either way

      • Des [she/her, they/them]
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        2 months ago

        everyone hopes they'll be turned into plasma but in reality we all just get horrible 3rd degree burns

      • AssortedBiscuits [they/them]
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        2 months ago

        Most "middle of nowhere" places in the US are where the ICBM silos are located, so you should still be on track to be completely vaporized by enemy nukes.

            • HelltakerHomosexual [she/her, comrade/them]
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              2 months ago

              this is a hypothetical out of a joke

              also even just taking the dumb premise seriously in order survive you usually have to hunt. maybe he can have some pets or the beans grow really big because radiation lol.

              Most likely is that everyone dies including the animals. Earth is uninhabitable until the sun goes supernova, and all that remains is a pathetic gas cloud of a race that couldn't stop itself from being greedy barbarians.