It turns out that someone was illegally killing geese in Springfield, Ohio, but it wasn't a Haitian immigrant.Donald Trump and Sen. J.D. Vance (R-OH) spread baseless claims that the city's sizable Haitian immigrant population was stealing and eating other residents' pets, and police investigated rum...
it's easy to imagine golfers screaming at him about getting goose shit on their shoes – or being chased by vicious lil honkers away from a ball that landed too close to a nest, a mental image I find delightful
Not all heroes wear capes