• plinky [he/him]
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    22 hours ago

    Focus testing lord of the rings remake and introducing 40 minutes tom bombadil section, but without the dumb singing [post]

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      22 hours ago

      It's a coin toss between a slick mobile game like all-ages veneer where it has that bland Disney look, or it goes for the type of perpetually adolescent hogs ages 14-88 that call themselves "grown-ass adults" and it'll instead try to become Gambo with a sloppy slathering of awooga libertarian-alert hypersus with nonpolitical characteristics. us-foreign-policy

      • Breath_Of_The_Snake [they/them, comrade/them]
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        21 hours ago

        We could power the world with a turbine hooked up to the spinning corpse of Tolkien if they did gambo style “sex-exposition” during the Tom sequence that also attempted to explain his origin story.

      • BeamBrain [he/him]
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        22 hours ago

        Yessss this is the UlyssesT content I missed, straight into my veins