• UlyssesT [he/him]
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    1 day ago

    It's a coin toss between a slick mobile game like all-ages veneer where it has that bland Disney look, or it goes for the type of perpetually adolescent hogs ages 14-88 that call themselves "grown-ass adults" and it'll instead try to become Gambo with a sloppy slathering of awooga libertarian-alert hypersus with nonpolitical characteristics. us-foreign-policy

    • Breath_Of_The_Snake [they/them, comrade/them]
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      23 hours ago

      We could power the world with a turbine hooked up to the spinning corpse of Tolkien if they did gambo style “sex-exposition” during the Tom sequence that also attempted to explain his origin story.

    • BeamBrain [he/him]
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      24 hours ago

      Yessss this is the UlyssesT content I missed, straight into my veins