Fuck the fine give this man the governorship

  • dannoffs [he/him]
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    7 days ago

    According to the indictment, Cranford drove to Rimpy’s Store and bought a 750 milliliter bottle of Seagram’s Extra Dry Gin and left it in a ditch along Cobbham Road in the path of a work crew of state prisoners from the Jefferson County Correctional Institution.

    We spoke to one of the workers who says Cranford is a regular.

    “At least twice a week? Sometimes it might be three, but usually, at least twice a week,” said Ivie.

    Damn, why can't I have a cool Mayor