Sir, a third assassin has failed

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    1 day ago

    I love that he can't go out in public without the donkey of the week trying to shoot him. It's even better than an Oswald doing it competently.

    • QuillcrestFalconer [he/him]
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      1 day ago

      It would be funny if chuds get mad that people are trying to kill Trump and start trying to assassinate kamala

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        1 day ago

        It's hard for me to predict the dumbest timeline. This has become such a pattern with Trump that I think there could be a genuine Stupid John Wick situation where goobers endlessly sacrifice themselves to prove to no one that they aren't like the last goober. He'll just be a donkey magnet until he dies of natural causes at the age of 120.

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          1 day ago

          until he dies of natural causes at the age of 120.

          He'll be a formless blob of cortisol and hair medication by then, like the ending of no-mouth-must-scream

        • barrbaric [he/him]
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          12 hours ago

          Obama and Biden also never had any assassination attempts against them (that were made public, anyway). It's strange.