Sir, a third assassin has failed

  • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]
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    20 hours ago

    The suspect later told US media that he was a Trump supporter who bought the guns for his own safety and notified police at a checkpoint that they were in the trunk of his car. “These accusations are complete bullshit,” Miller said. “I’m an artist, I’m the last person that would cause any violence and harm to anybody.”

    Yeah, there aren't any infamous examples of Right-wing artists using violence to harm people.

    • MaoTheLawn [any, any]
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      13 hours ago

      hexbears I know it's tempting but it's not worth it to prove that hexbear was right once again

    • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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      20 hours ago

      What's the ETA on Freedom of Information Act requests? Can we ask for files yet about the GOP using its stooges to try and eliminate Trump because they want to run Joe Biden in his place?

    • replaceable [he/him]
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      15 hours ago

      If he hadnt tried, none of these guys would have attempted it either

    • SadArtemis [she/her]
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      19 hours ago

      Fingers crossed, it's not Drumpf's time to die yet.

      Let him win, and let him get up on stage and start talking about avoiding WW3 and the need to impose 100%+ tariffs on all countries that move away from the dollar, and then let him get JFKed on live tv inshallah

      • Nakoichi [they/them]
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        18 hours ago

        If trump gets assassinated after getting elected that would be the worst of all possible outcomes. The US would go turbofascist in seconds.

          • Nakoichi [they/them]
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            17 hours ago

            The maga dipshits would blame the left and the libs would jump right in with them, doing some reconciliation shit all the way to the new Auschwitz.

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    1 day ago

    I love that he can't go out in public without the donkey of the week trying to shoot him. It's even better than an Oswald doing it competently.

    • QuillcrestFalconer [he/him]
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      24 hours ago

      It would be funny if chuds get mad that people are trying to kill Trump and start trying to assassinate kamala

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        24 hours ago

        It's hard for me to predict the dumbest timeline. This has become such a pattern with Trump that I think there could be a genuine Stupid John Wick situation where goobers endlessly sacrifice themselves to prove to no one that they aren't like the last goober. He'll just be a donkey magnet until he dies of natural causes at the age of 120.

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          20 hours ago

          until he dies of natural causes at the age of 120.

          He'll be a formless blob of cortisol and hair medication by then, like the ending of no-mouth-must-scream

        • barrbaric [he/him]
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          7 hours ago

          Obama and Biden also never had any assassination attempts against them (that were made public, anyway). It's strange.

  • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]
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    1 day ago

    "Huh I wonder why so many people keep trying to kill this guy. Better not change anything at all." - politicans probably

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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      22 hours ago

      "Huh I wonder why so many people keep trying to kill this guy. Better not change anything at all align our platform closer to his." - politicans democrats probably

      • Nakoichi [they/them]
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        18 hours ago

        Can't wait for election season in 2028 where it's just libs and chuds taking pot shots at their preferred flavor of fascist.

        let-them-fight

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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      1 day ago

      "Huh I wonder why so many people keep trying to kill this guy. Better not change anything at all."

      He came forward with the truth about windmills and big renewable said axe this guy.

    • plinky [he/him]
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      1 day ago

      on trillbillies they called it "always something with this guy"

      • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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        1 day ago

        on trillbillies they called it "always something with this guy", i recall that phrase a lot with trump news lately

        Show

        Can you not get shot at...FOR FIVE MINUTES?!

  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    1 day ago

    hitting the dice roller again and again in baldur's gate 3 and just coming up with 1 every time

  • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]
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    1 day ago

    isn't this the fourth one?

    • Pennsylvania dude who was killed
    • Florida dude who hid in the bushes
    • Michigan dude strutting around talking about his (imaginary) C4

    or does Mr Michigan not actually count for some reason I missed hearing about?

  • plinky [he/him]
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    1 day ago

    The suspect, identified as Vem Miller

    Not a real name

    Bianco said Miller considers himself a so-called sovereign citizen, a group of people who do not believe they are subject to any government statutes unless they consent to them. Bianco said Miller’s identity card was enough to raise suspicion with local rally security. “They were different enough to cause the deputies alarm,”

    Not a real country, stg. Did he print it on fucking inkjet printer without golden thread or whatever they believe

    Bianco also said the FBI is questioning another man after bomb-detecting dogs “repeatedly” identified him as possibly dangerous. That man was not allowed in the rally, Bianco said.

    Cant have shit in usa

    • KobaCumTribute [she/her]
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      1 day ago

      First a blackpilled groyper who just wanted to be famous and also die, then a NAFO freak, now a sovereign citizen? It's like he's going for a niche reactionary white guy BINGO. What's the next one gonna be? An extremely divorced guy whose personality is filming himself going on racist rants while driving around in his truck? An Evangelical wearing Chick Tracts like a Warhammer character wears scraps of scripture?

      • mushroom [he/him]
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        20 hours ago

        guy who thinks that trump won the 2020 election and has been shadow governing ever since and that this asshole running in 2024 is obviously a CIA body double since trump would not be constitutionally allowed to have a third term

      • nightshade [they/them]
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        23 hours ago

        Getting revenge after his mother wasted all of their savings on the Trump NFTs.

      • buh [she/her]
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        1 day ago

        4chan weeb who tries to do it with a katana and throwing stars timmy-pray

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        20 hours ago

        Some "Grey Tribe Rationalist" techbro that thinks he is invincible because of "quantum immortality" and expects to load-save into the next multiverse over where he wasn't mag dumped upon yud-rational

      • plinky [he/him]
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        1 day ago

        Jet-ski dealer who escaped prison after being arrested over 6th january shenanigans coup attemptagony-4horsemen

      • DengistDonnieDarko [he/him]
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        1 day ago

        An Evangelical wearing Chick Tracts like a Warhammer character wears scraps of scripture

        babe wake up, new "world's best cosplay idea" just dropped

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        20 hours ago

        First a blackpilled groyper who just wanted to be famous and also die, then a NAFO freak, now a sovereign citizen? It's like he's going for a niche reactionary white guy BINGO.

        According to chud newspapers, all three were radical leftist Marxists. All those frothing right wing gunmen never ever shoot at anyone, really. galaxy-brain

      • M68040 [they/them]
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        23 hours ago

        I'm curious as to whether or not someone's gonna end up taking shots at him for simply not really lining up with the version of him they carry in their head.

    • plinky [he/him]
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      1 day ago

      agony-mescaline maybe obama is right that he is like castro agony-mescaline