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why would grocery store need facial recognition shrug-outta-hecks

  • vegeta1 [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    If I have to sit through another whimsical, cheerful, ditsy ukulele advertisement from companies who in the end have ghoulish goals in mind I fucking swear vegeta-stare

      • Krem [he/him, they/them]
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        2 months ago

        whistle whistle

        waay oh oh waayoh

        stock video of 27-year-olds going on a road trip, an old couple hugging each other on a patio, a kid playing with a dog

        life is beautiful. life is precious. here at Bthaghlmart we believe in pouring bleach on top of unsold yet still edible food. we pay our shop staff as low as legally possible and donate millions to the Holden Bloodfeast campaign and to the War Crimes foundation. the sun rises on a new day. the world is full of wonder.

        klinky klink

        waaay oh waayoh

        • vegeta1 [he/him]
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          2 months ago

          The one I do tolerate is the soprano ad on life is too short. That was funny as hell. Someone described it as comforting to a blind man, terrifying to a deaf man. Yours just reminded me of that lmfao

      • vegeta1 [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        With that high pitched ping ping ping sound in the background. agony-turbo I'm starting to understand what frieza went through in HFIL. Its still fuck him though. When I send him back there the only chance of release is xeno wiping out this reality.

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      2 months ago

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      2 months ago

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      • vegeta1 [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        "We here at torture nexus believe that you're the product.