• CoolerOpposide [none/use name]
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      1 month ago

      Imagining a guy who is stoked that he got his first match on tinder in weeks from a beautiful woman after sifting through all of the PRC agents trying to nab his security clearance, only to receive these messages consecutively:

      Heyyyy I’m bored what’s up

      Lol you’re so funny.

      Oh wait that reminds me, a lotta yall still dont get it

      ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape

      so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes

      Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces

      [redeem-your-slurpjuicseshere.now.net/obviousscam]

    • Teekeeus
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      20 days ago

      deleted by creator