REPEAT, CONFIRMED SIGHTING OF MAOIST STANDARD ENGLISH IN THE WILD

https://fxtwitter.com/jaredlholt/status/1848477959340101898

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  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 hours ago

    for real. reminds me of that story about some boomer coming to a Little Caesars and ordering a pizza. They told him it would be 10 minutes until it was ready, so he walked out to his car, got a gun, and came back in threatening to shoot up the place and everyone in it unless they gave him the first available pizza.

    obviously these are heinous responses under any circumstances, but like... 10 minutes? these brains are cooked.

    • REgon [they/them]
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      4 hours ago

      10 minutes is like normal pizza time. My local guy once sighed heavily before he told me it would be... 15 minutes, boss
      He was so sad about it