REPEAT, CONFIRMED SIGHTING OF MAOIST STANDARD ENGLISH IN THE WILD

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  • jack [he/him, comrade/them]
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    9 hours ago

    Last week I went to a pizza shop to place a takeout order and they said it would be TWO HOURS. One pizza and an order of bread sticks. I was baffled.

    • REgon [they/them]
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      3 hours ago

      That's crazy. Possible reasons why:

      • Oven broke
      • New guy broke
      • Don't wanna work
      • Received order for a gazelleon pizzas
      • Need to go get ingredients