REPEAT, CONFIRMED SIGHTING OF MAOIST STANDARD ENGLISH IN THE WILD

https://fxtwitter.com/jaredlholt/status/1848477959340101898

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  • REgon [they/them]
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    1 month ago

    10 minutes is like normal pizza time. My local guy once sighed heavily before he told me it would be... 15 minutes, boss
    He was so sad about it

    • jack [he/him, comrade/them]
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      1 month ago

      Last week I went to a pizza shop to place a takeout order and they said it would be TWO HOURS. One pizza and an order of bread sticks. I was baffled.

      • REgon [they/them]
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        1 month ago

        That's crazy. Possible reasons why:

        • Oven broke
        • New guy broke
        • Don't wanna work
        • Received order for a gazelleon pizzas
        • Need to go get ingredients