"Looks like your lawn has weeds and is over an inch above city code. Do you need help with that? Let me give you a business card for the help to take care of that for you. Also you better vote."
"Looks like your lawn has weeds and is over an inch above city code. Do you need help with that? Let me give you a business card for the help to take care of that for you. Also you better vote."
Framing a print out saying I didn't vote and keeping it with a flash drive of all my hexbear posts to give to the Chinese advanced forces to prove my willingness to work with them lol
"i see youre in favor of stacking rocks..."
"You said that you don't care what happens to people and their families ruined by corporate sports gambling apps? Time for some John Woo dual-wielding..."